Almost Famous

Only if famous means "your name tucked in some far corner of the Traverse City Record Eagle in a blurb about a group of presentations" I am famous. Think of it as the Where's Waldo? standard of fame. Before you read the plug I would like to clarify that: a)I am not an International Student nor am I a student of NMC and b) when it says "lived on Pohnpei" the writer is referring to the two whole months I lived there. No autographs please.